MAGA OIL PATRIOT FUEL WILL POWER YOU UP.
STRONG AS IRON.
FAST AS A SR-71 BLACKBIRD.
SMART AS THE PRESIDENT. (OK MAYBE NOT QUITE BUT CLOSE LOL)
HEY WHATS UP GUYS. IM DUKE STONEFIST AND ME AND MY BOYS MAKE MAGA OIL. WE BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE DESERVES SOME AMERICAN MAGA IN THEIR LIVES AND WE’RE HERE TO PROVIDE IT FOR YOU. WE LIVE IN CALIFORNIA (SUCKS!! BOOO!!) BUT WHATS COOL IS THAT THERE’S A LOT OF LIBS AROUND HERE TO HARVEST TEARS FROM. ITS FUN AS HELL TO MESS WITH THEM UNTIL THEY CRY AND WE CAN GET THEIR SWEET LIFE ESSENCE TO DISTILL INTO OUR POWERFUL CONCOCTION. IF U GOT A NEED FOR MORE MAGA (WHO DON’T?) I FEEL YOU BRO. TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN.