POWER UP WITH MAGA OIL PATRIOT FUEL.
80% MAGA.
20% LIBERAL TEARS.
100% RED BLOODED.
EVERY DAY WE GET UP AND COLLECT SOME MAGA FROM THE PRESIDENT. I COLLECT IT FROM THE AIR, THE WATER, AMERICAN PATRIOTS.. THEN WE FIND SOME LIBERALS AND KICK THEIR ASSES AND HARVEST THEIR TEARS. WE DISTILL THEM INTO CRYSTALS. STIR. COMBINE. = PATRIOT FUEL
WAHH. WAHH. NICE HAIRCUT, LIB.
AHAHAHA. THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN IM HARVESTING
CLASSIC... LOVE THE AGONY!!
BOOM! THIS IS HOW POWERFUL U WILL B AFTER PATRIOT FUEL!!
THIS IS FREAKIN' BAD*SS!!!
THE BEAUTIFUL RUSHING WATERS OF THE MOST GLORIOUS NATION ON G*DS GREEN EARTH
Q: WHAT DO I DO WITH MAGA OIL PATRIOT FUEL?
A: PUT IT ON ANYTHING YOU WANT SOME MAGA ON.
PUT IT ON SOME FOOD. GIVE IT A LITTLE “BOOST”
AFTER WORKOUT SUPPLEMENT. WHETHER UR GETTING JACKED OR TRIMMIN’ DOWN, MAGA OIL IS A SUPERCHARGER! REV UP THE ENGINE BABY!!
USE IT IN THE SHOWER. JUICE UP YOUR HYGIENE ROUTINE WITH MAGA! FOR MISTER AND MISSUS. TOGETHER? MAYBE! YOUR LIFE! HUBBA HUBBA!!
BE CREATIVE. THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER. EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING COULD USE A LITTLE MAGA, AM I RIGHT? 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸